MUSICIANS --
you hear them on the radio, you see them on VH1, their CDs litter the CD stores. yes, that's right, the musicians who we all know and love. they can be into anything from hip hop to rock n' roll, the only thing they have in common is that they're famous, and just about everyone knows who they are.


PHOTOGRAPHERS --
photographers are, of course, the ones who take pictures of the famous people...but, some of them are just as famous, really. they get to go to all the best parties, and they even usually hang out with well known actors and actresses, and models, and such and their pictures are all over the magazines...


ACTORS --
you see them all over your TV screen, you rent their movies, you love them, you hate them, they don't give a fuck about you...they're actors. they go around saying they're real people, just like you, and then they go home to their mansions and sleep in their king size beds, while getting a facial from their maids, and remember that, no, they're not like you: they're better.


MODELS --
half of them are anorexic and the other half are gay...that's right, you guessed it, models. known for the fact that they're all about seventy pounds dripping wet, and wearing pretty little clothes, they pose for the cameras and throw up any extra calories they eat. they're not quite as well known as the actors or musicians, usually, but you'll know when you see one...probably because you saw their face on the cover of your favorite magazine.


ASPIRING MUSICIANS --
just like musician, really, only not. because they're only aspiring. they probably have a band, or do their own little thing in their basement. they're aspiring...which means, of course, that they want to be musicians, but probably won't ever get to be.


ASPIRING PHOTOGRAPHERS --
they snap pictures of everything, and just hope someone will see their pictures and give them a job, or even an internship. lots of them are in college, as well.


ASPIRING ACTORS --
just like aspiring musicians. these kiddos want, quite badly, to be on the big screen. usually they've had a couple things; plays, commercials, small television shows, maybe even a few movies...but they really want to be famous.


ASPIRING MODELS --
just like models, only they're not really models...they go around signing up for everything that they can, but they just can't catch a break.


OTHER, FAMOUS OR ASPIRING --
of course, the four above aren't the only kind of famous. maybe you're a fashion designer, or an athlete. maybe you're one of those 'scene queens' who are famous simply because everyone knows who you are. maybe you're an artist, maybe you're a director, or a producer.


CITIZENS --
these people aren't famous at all. they're just people who happen to live in hollywood. sure, maybe they get to party with some famous people, but they're usually drunk, and they usually never speak again. of course there are some exceptions -- people who actually end up dating famous people, but mostly, they're just normal people with jobs and lives and families.